Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
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She said she wanted to have closure sex.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
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Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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