Alright folks.. i have made history - I just hit my 2nd PARKED car SOBER withing 6 months.. :*( wtf?!
If that was your dad, he is hot
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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