How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
Do you still have your period?
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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