What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
This is classic penis vs brain.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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