im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
You were trust falling into bushes
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