I like to think it a success when the cops are called
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
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Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
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Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood