If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
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all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
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I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book