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• (303): View more from Colorado

  If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?

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• (949): View more from California

  Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left

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• (808): View more from Hawaii

  Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?

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• (647): View more from Ontario

  all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes

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  You're fat. Stop making excuses

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.

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• (804): View more from Virginia

  They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.

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• (204): View more from Manitoba

  how do you feel about lunch break shots ?

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too

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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.

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• (501): View more from Arkansas

  I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?

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• (803): View more from South Carolina

  Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book

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