My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
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If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
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Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.