just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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