why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
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She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
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That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
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