yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
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You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
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I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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