I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
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You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
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When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
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