what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
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