Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
Randomize