I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
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Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
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College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
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