Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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