I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
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you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
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It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
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