...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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