You're completely useless in the revolution.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
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A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
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I was talking to another guy at the bar last night and all of a sudden a flying piece of Sausage lands on my boobs. Then I hear my boyfriend yell, "just marking my territory."
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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