Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
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