Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
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