Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
Answer the phone when I call you in a second. Just got pulled over for getting road head, going to secretly put you on speaker phone, this should be good
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
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