How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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