**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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