Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
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