you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
Randomize
