I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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