how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
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Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
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This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
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