Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
I have left a significant number of teethmarks in my prhone. My mouth tastes like tequila and cheddar. Tomorrow already feels fun.
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im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
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I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
So bottomless mimosas = me waking up in a truck bed in a random neighborhood with no purse or phone or idea how I got there.
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