and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
I need to align my fucking chakras
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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