I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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