You're completely useless in the revolution.
I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I fear hooking up with people who have white pillowcases because my guyliner always smears on it and i either have to A. sneak out in the night or B. wash it and see them again
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when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
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I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
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