So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
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I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
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Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
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