hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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