guys are not supposed to queef...right?
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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