Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
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I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
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Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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