i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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