matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
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