i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
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