Joe is yelling at the trees again.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
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There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
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Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
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