He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
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I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
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Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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