I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
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I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
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Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
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