Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
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