I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
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