its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
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