Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
You called me at 2am singing 'happy birthday' while screaming 'I fucking love you' verses, all while eating a burrito and taking a piss off your apartment balcony
Yeah I know, the people below me already told me
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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