Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
Randomize
