Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
Small penises have feelings too.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
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