so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
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You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
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you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
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