so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
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