PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
When I'm drunk and can't pee, I sing my abc's in my head and try to pee before I get to pee. Last night I forgot to do it in my head
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
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