Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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