I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
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I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
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They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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