do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
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