Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
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trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
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Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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