Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Mom found my vibrator. all the said was 'wow, I've never seen one like this before.'
we don't live in the stone age anymore, mom
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
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I just figured out that you can toast a marshmallow with a butter knife and a cigarette lighter. I'm like a retarded Mister Wizard
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
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on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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