don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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