Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
