the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
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I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
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My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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