He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
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dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
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I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
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