I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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